OK....
This is probably not an ideal mixer for recording....
but
so I'm gonna guess your dynamic mics are using XLR x balanced 1/4" cables (look likes a stereo plug? or are these mics with attached cords an a TR 1/4" plug (like a guitar cord)?
as you only have 5 balanced inputs (that also phantom power)- you're condenser mics into mixer channels 1 & 2, of your 5 remaining drum mics, use 3, 4 & 5 for 3 of the dynamics, and 6 & 8 for the remaining 2... Guitar in to 10- pan according to taste
using some balanced TRS cables, connect from the main outputs to the inputs on the Line 6, however the built in pre-amps on the UX2 is another level of 'gain', so I would be more inclined to set your main level on the mixer at 0 (unity) as well as the gain levels on the mixer inputs to 0, and all pads set to -10dB as a starting point and starting with the levels on Channels 1 & 2 on the UX2 all the way down and slowly bring up till the output in your recording software is between -18dB and -10db
Headphones- use the UX2 output
I believe this will give you the best quality signal. I would leave the tape outputs strictly for going to an analog piece of gear... always use balanced inputs/outputs when recording unless it's not an option (IMHO)
this should work
I'm guessing the rude noise was a grounding issue, possibly caused by the phantom power and it was finding a direct path to ground...